Should come back, so he can get 10,000 Posts.
A study has showed that many people have twistied there ankles or wrists while having sex. I can see twisting your ankle but if your twisting your wrist, get a partner.
Posted by Odyssic - June 10th, 2009
I watched E3, that was last week and I thought. I did my thoughts last year, I'll do it this year. Last Year I only did MS Conference, but this year I watched all of them. I will skip EA and Ubisoft Conference, as I don't think they should have one anyway. Also, 40 minute talk at Ubisoft Conference. Fuck that. So let's start...
I was hoping for a lot as I mainly play the Xbox, was I happy? I missed one game because, Video Players on website suck but the game was Rock Band Beatles, I don't see me buying this as I'm not really a Beatles Fan. Maybe I'll get it for my Mother, she likes them.
Tony Hawk: Ride - Meh, I might as well learn to skate on a skateboard. What with the Motion Skateboard, the trailers were like "Why get hurt in real life if you can look like an idiot in your house?"
Modern Warfare 2 - I knew Gameplay would be showed, and boy did people get they feed. It looks awesome, some people say they wanted news on the online. I say, stfu, the first live Gameplay, news will come. Fucking fanboy faggots.
Final Fantasy: 13 - GAMEPLAY FOR IT, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY. LOOK AT IT ON YOUTUBE!
Shadow Complex - Game by Epic Games, what can I say? Looks like Super Metroid, with unreal engine.
Joy Ride - A game we can finally use our Avatars for, and its free. Awesome, trailer didn't really show much though.
Then a trailer come up, I didn't know what it was. It looked great, and sounds great. You kill bad guys, MONSTERS KILL ALL! Crackdown 2, then I was like "this better be better then the first one". That game sucked.
Then another trailer right after it, I knew what it was. What else can I say, Left 4 Dead 2.
Next Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction - Looks better then the others, and Sam Fisher looks PISSED OFF. So it makes it awesome.
Forza Motorsport 3 - Not a fan, the trailer of the cars was OK but I'm not a racer gamer.
Wait who's this? OH SHIT ITS BUNGIE, Halo: ODST - Looks better then halo 3, and they talked about the story a little more.
Wait, whats that Bungie? A SECRET GAME, OMFG! Halo: Reach - Only showed a Trailer but who ever buys ODST will get the Beta for Halo: Reach.
Next was a game, people were saying "That won't be at E3, Faggot!" Alan Wake - Can I say, Silent Hill? It looks great, I will be buying it. Also, Gameplay is awesome, look it up on Youtube or something.
Now we stop gaming for a second. All the things that is coming to Xbox...
Wow, I won't use any of that :)
Now, what is it that the Xbox Users have always wanted on Xbox. !!!! Metal Gear Solid: Rising - Some people say this was the best thing at MS E3. I agree, I'm a big Fan of MGS and this will be awesome.
Now, everyone knows Nintendo, did the motion control, and here is MS with something that can Beat it. SkyNet... I mean Project Natal. Who/what is the controller, YOU ARE. Anyway, MS showed some Breakout game (you kicking balls) and a painting game. Looks ok, wasn't really showing what Project Natal was good for, then Peter Molyneux comes out and shows it in the Best/creepy way ever.
Milo a cartoon, was talking to a human. It was pretty awesome, look it up on youtube. The thing that was creepy, is that Milo is a boy and it isn't just 10 to 20 year olds who play Xbox.
Anyway, this was the end of MS Conference. Very good, I thought, Nintendo and Sony can't top that right? Well Nintendo can't...
First, I watched this because I have a DS and wanted to see good games. I don't own a Wii. The game I was hoping for was FF 5 & 6 DS. Anyway, here we go...
New Super Mario Bros. Wii - So it a Mario game, looks like the DS New Super Mario Bros. Its online? Didn't look that fun... and the people playing it looked bored. I've heard it is fun but I guess I need to play it when it comes out.
Wii Fit PLUS - OH BOY! I getting a Wii now because of this. They only talked about it for like 2 minutes.
The next thing told 3 years to make, Wii Motion Plus - 3 Years! So what was the Wiimote like before this comes out?
Wii Sport - How boring...
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers - I didn't like Crystal Chronicles series, only showed a Trailer. I wasn't impressed.
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days - Might be good, I like Kingdom Hearts. So I might buy this, I'll look at reviews for it first though.
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - Bowser eats Mario and Luigi, and story starts. I don't know what to think about this one.
Golden Sun DS - I heard a lot of good stuff about the first game, and my friend Black-Flame was happy about this one. I might buy it...
Women's Munder Club - With Professor Layton 2 coming out, why the fuck would I want this?
C.O.P - Looks like GTA DS, what else?
And this next game is aimed at young girls Style Savvy - What is it about? CLOTHES!
Mario vs. Donkey Kong Minis March Again - Make your own levels, lazy.
This is when Nintendo pissed me off, Zelda DS - NOTHING ABOUT THIS! About 2 second, and that is being nice. Its like, "we will bring games like zelda to the DS, the end".
Wii Vitality Sersor - It's a device that takes your pulse... I was like "I'm getting a Wii now". I was like a 5 minute talk about this.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - About the best game so far, showed a great trailer. Makes me want a Wii.
The Conduit - I don't know about this, I heard good things from people who played it.
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles - Meh
Dead Space: Extraction - Meh again.
Metroid: Other M - This with Mario Galaxy 2, makes me want a wii. The first trailer looks incredible. I want you all to watch it.
So apart from the end, Nintendo's Conference was pretty boring.
I was hoping Sony would have some great games this year. I was I happy?
Uncharted 2 - I liked the look of it, and live gameplay. Talk about good start Sony, my brother loves the first game so he will be getting this.
MAG - 256 people online game, holy fucking shit! That will be awesome, and we were shown gameplay. The game looks great.
PSP Go - Its smaller... I haven't need a new PSP in 3 years...
Gran Turismo PSP - Not a racer fan.
MGS - Main story, and you will be playing as BIG BOSS. Hell yes!
If you're reading here, I haven't finished yet.
Posted by Odyssic - April 20th, 2009
Let me tell you about Broken Sword, it is out on the PC (Broken Sword 1 & 2) and is one of my favourite games. So I picked this up when I read about extra content, this is what I think of it. I'm not saying this game is bad, but £30 for what I've played many times. Also, I got Broken Sword 1 & 2 on PC for about £5.
The extra content isn't bad, but it is only about 30 minutes like without mistakes.
I hope to make more.