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A study has showed that many people have twistied there ankles or wrists while having sex. I can see twisting your ankle but if your twisting your wrist, get a partner.

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Posted by Odyssic - September 21st, 2011

Should come back, so he can get 10,000 Posts.

Posted by Odyssic - January 7th, 2010

I like to call this decade, First person clusterfuck.

Game of the Decade

Posted by Odyssic - July 22nd, 2009

Spamming userpages is the way to go.

Posted by Odyssic - June 10th, 2009

I watched E3, that was last week and I thought. I did my thoughts last year, I'll do it this year. Last Year I only did MS Conference, but this year I watched all of them. I will skip EA and Ubisoft Conference, as I don't think they should have one anyway. Also, 40 minute talk at Ubisoft Conference. Fuck that. So let's start...

Microsoft Conference
I was hoping for a lot as I mainly play the Xbox, was I happy? I missed one game because, Video Players on website suck but the game was Rock Band Beatles, I don't see me buying this as I'm not really a Beatles Fan. Maybe I'll get it for my Mother, she likes them.

Tony Hawk: Ride - Meh, I might as well learn to skate on a skateboard. What with the Motion Skateboard, the trailers were like "Why get hurt in real life if you can look like an idiot in your house?"

Modern Warfare 2 - I knew Gameplay would be showed, and boy did people get they feed. It looks awesome, some people say they wanted news on the online. I say, stfu, the first live Gameplay, news will come. Fucking fanboy faggots.


Shadow Complex - Game by Epic Games, what can I say? Looks like Super Metroid, with unreal engine.

Joy Ride - A game we can finally use our Avatars for, and its free. Awesome, trailer didn't really show much though.

Then a trailer come up, I didn't know what it was. It looked great, and sounds great. You kill bad guys, MONSTERS KILL ALL! Crackdown 2, then I was like "this better be better then the first one". That game sucked.

Then another trailer right after it, I knew what it was. What else can I say, Left 4 Dead 2.

Next Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction - Looks better then the others, and Sam Fisher looks PISSED OFF. So it makes it awesome.

Forza Motorsport 3 - Not a fan, the trailer of the cars was OK but I'm not a racer gamer.

Wait who's this? OH SHIT ITS BUNGIE, Halo: ODST - Looks better then halo 3, and they talked about the story a little more.

Wait, whats that Bungie? A SECRET GAME, OMFG! Halo: Reach - Only showed a Trailer but who ever buys ODST will get the Beta for Halo: Reach.

Next was a game, people were saying "That won't be at E3, Faggot!" Alan Wake - Can I say, Silent Hill? It looks great, I will be buying it. Also, Gameplay is awesome, look it up on Youtube or something.

Now we stop gaming for a second. All the things that is coming to Xbox...
Sky TV

Wow, I won't use any of that :)

Now, what is it that the Xbox Users have always wanted on Xbox. !!!! Metal Gear Solid: Rising - Some people say this was the best thing at MS E3. I agree, I'm a big Fan of MGS and this will be awesome.

Now, everyone knows Nintendo, did the motion control, and here is MS with something that can Beat it. SkyNet... I mean Project Natal. Who/what is the controller, YOU ARE. Anyway, MS showed some Breakout game (you kicking balls) and a painting game. Looks ok, wasn't really showing what Project Natal was good for, then Peter Molyneux comes out and shows it in the Best/creepy way ever.

Milo a cartoon, was talking to a human. It was pretty awesome, look it up on youtube. The thing that was creepy, is that Milo is a boy and it isn't just 10 to 20 year olds who play Xbox.

Anyway, this was the end of MS Conference. Very good, I thought, Nintendo and Sony can't top that right? Well Nintendo can't...

Nintendo Conference
First, I watched this because I have a DS and wanted to see good games. I don't own a Wii. The game I was hoping for was FF 5 & 6 DS. Anyway, here we go...

New Super Mario Bros. Wii - So it a Mario game, looks like the DS New Super Mario Bros. Its online? Didn't look that fun... and the people playing it looked bored. I've heard it is fun but I guess I need to play it when it comes out.

Wii Fit PLUS - OH BOY! I getting a Wii now because of this. They only talked about it for like 2 minutes.

The next thing told 3 years to make, Wii Motion Plus - 3 Years! So what was the Wiimote like before this comes out?

Wii Sport - How boring...

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers - I didn't like Crystal Chronicles series, only showed a Trailer. I wasn't impressed.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days - Might be good, I like Kingdom Hearts. So I might buy this, I'll look at reviews for it first though.

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - Bowser eats Mario and Luigi, and story starts. I don't know what to think about this one.

Golden Sun DS - I heard a lot of good stuff about the first game, and my friend Black-Flame was happy about this one. I might buy it...

Women's Munder Club - With Professor Layton 2 coming out, why the fuck would I want this?

C.O.P - Looks like GTA DS, what else?

And this next game is aimed at young girls Style Savvy - What is it about? CLOTHES!

Mario vs. Donkey Kong Minis March Again - Make your own levels, lazy.

This is when Nintendo pissed me off, Zelda DS - NOTHING ABOUT THIS! About 2 second, and that is being nice. Its like, "we will bring games like zelda to the DS, the end".

Wii Vitality Sersor - It's a device that takes your pulse... I was like "I'm getting a Wii now". I was like a 5 minute talk about this.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 - About the best game so far, showed a great trailer. Makes me want a Wii.

The Conduit - I don't know about this, I heard good things from people who played it.

Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles - Meh

Dead Space: Extraction - Meh again.

Metroid: Other M - This with Mario Galaxy 2, makes me want a wii. The first trailer looks incredible. I want you all to watch it.

So apart from the end, Nintendo's Conference was pretty boring.

Sony Conference
I was hoping Sony would have some great games this year. I was I happy?

Uncharted 2 - I liked the look of it, and live gameplay. Talk about good start Sony, my brother loves the first game so he will be getting this.

MAG - 256 people online game, holy fucking shit! That will be awesome, and we were shown gameplay. The game looks great.

PSP Go - Its smaller... I haven't need a new PSP in 3 years...

Gran Turismo PSP - Not a racer fan.

MGS - Main story, and you will be playing as BIG BOSS. Hell yes!

If you're reading here, I haven't finished yet.

Posted by Odyssic - May 4th, 2009

Something has put me off that poll now. Shadow of the Colossus isn't going to win now.
KH 2 is good but not better then Shadow of the Colossus and RE 4 is overrated.


Posted by Odyssic - April 20th, 2009

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Let me tell you about Broken Sword, it is out on the PC (Broken Sword 1 & 2) and is one of my favourite games. So I picked this up when I read about extra content, this is what I think of it. I'm not saying this game is bad, but £30 for what I've played many times. Also, I got Broken Sword 1 & 2 on PC for about £5.
The extra content isn't bad, but it is only about 30 minutes like without mistakes.

I hope to make more.

Posted by Odyssic - April 1st, 2009


Posted by Odyssic - March 9th, 2009

Get with the times.

Posted by Odyssic - March 8th, 2009

My birthday today. Thanks to Paradox.

Posted by Odyssic - March 2nd, 2009

Boring isn't it?